Program Sayings Would You Ever Consider Buying A "furby",program It W/silly Sayings To Startle Your CAT OR DOG While Your Away

Would you ever consider buying a "furby",program it w/silly sayings to startle your CAT OR DOG while your away - program sayings

I do not want Furber experience are annoying! My dog really enjoyed my Furby, she tried to "mother", she licked and sat down with her .... But then I laid on the balcony on the second floor of cement twice does not work (for the first time as I wanted, muahaha)
Do not frighten your pet, please ....